Quality Inspector: "Well Dr. Weaver, we've completed our inspection of your hospital."
Dr. Weaver: "I trust everything is copacetic."
Quality Inspector: "Actually Doctor, we're a bit concerned about the abnormal number of deaths that take place here."
Dr. Weaver: "Well this is a hospital, people die here."
Quality Inspector: "I'm actually not talking about people who die after treatment, I'm talking about people who die during shootouts in the lobby."
Dr. Weaver: "Well this is Chicago."
Quality Inspector: "Yes Doctor, I understand, but our records indicate that you have had a shootout take place in this hospital once a year, for each of the past 20 years, usually on Christmas. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you should beef up security, or maybe install a metal detector?"
Dr. Weaver: "No one ever mentioned it before."
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