Monday, December 29, 2008


Quality Inspector: "Well Dr. Weaver, we've completed our inspection of your hospital."

Dr. Weaver: "I trust everything is copacetic."

Quality Inspector: "Actually Doctor, we're a bit concerned about the abnormal number of deaths that take place here."

Dr. Weaver: "Well this is a hospital, people die here."

Quality Inspector: "I'm actually not talking about people who die after treatment, I'm talking about people who die during shootouts in the lobby."
Dr. Weaver: "Well this is Chicago."

Quality Inspector: "Yes Doctor, I understand, but our records indicate that you have had a shootout take place in this hospital once a year, for each of the past 20 years, usually on Christmas. Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you should beef up security, or maybe install a metal detector?"

Dr. Weaver: "No one ever mentioned it before."
Copyright (c) 2008 by Kevin McDonald


SweetPeaSurry said...

he he he ... these always crack me up. I LOFF them!!!

Thanks for the smile!

Irish Gumbo said...

So THAT'S where all that blood and screaming keep coming from! Learn something new every day!"

I guess they need better staff at the front desk; that Frank, he ain't the brightest bulb. Jerry, he was cool, but a little too attentive to the free bagels and stuff..

Cat said...

I fucking hate E.R.
You may have just explained why.

KMcJoseph said...

When are you gonna fix your site, it would be nice to visit it.

Anonymous said...

ER...such a sad show. Those poor people always under attack. And I sure hope that guy that got killed under the helicopter didn't suffer too much... :)

Ann's Rants said...

Just caught up on all the hilarity going on over here. Great TV synopsis...