I order my meal and hand the cashier my credit card.
"What's your name," he asks me after looking at the card.
"Kevin," I reply.
"Right," he says.
"Is that the new thing?" I ask.
"Well, it's my thing," he says, "I still haven't figured out what I'm gonna do if someone doesn't know their name though."
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