Sunday, December 14, 2008

A Tree Ate My Cat


Scene: Brooklyn, New York

A firefighter arrives on scene only to be confronted by an old woman with a worried look on her face.

"What's the problem ma'am?" the firefighter asks.

"My cat, it's up in that tree, I need you to get it," she replies.

The firefighter looks up at the tree and the cat, thinks for a minute and then looks at the old woman.

"Lady, have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?" he asks.

"No, I haven't," she replies.

"It'll come down," he says.
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MOVIE LINE OF THE DAY:
"The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen." -Backdraft
Copyright (c) 2008 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

8 comments:

The Grandpa said...

Now there's a firefighter who understands critical thinking.

Vodka Mom said...

he's brilliant. and she, obviously, is not.

Comedy Goddess said...

Firefighters from Brooklyn are my go to source for reality checks from now on!

wv: iseyo = I know me. (in Spanglish.)

Sweet Cheeks said...

Poor kitty was trying to get away from the crazy old woman...good thing that fireman didn't blow his cover. And the twenty he slipped him didn't hurt none either...

Pearl said...

Ba-Dum-Bum!

:-)

Pearl

Braja said...

That cat will come down sooner than it thinks...

zzzzz....kadumph

Sweet Cheeks said...

S tupid
A ss is
R eally
F reaking
R etardedly
A nnoying the hell out of
S ome of us

Damn Spam..sorry...have some Blog rage today.
:)

SassyTwoSocks said...

Aw. Poor kitty.