Friday, January 9, 2009

Footloose

Rusty: "Did you hear about Ren?"

Lori: "No, what happened?"

Rusty: "Willard was out by the MacFarlan's barn last night smokin' a joint and he said he saw Ren drive up and just start dancing by himself, for hours."

Lori: "Maybe he's practicing or something."

Rusty: "No, Willard said there wasn't any music or anything. He said that Ren was just dancing and running around and that at one point he just started jumping off things and doing gymnastics."

Lori: "Damn, what a fucking loser!"
Copyright (c) 2008-2009 http://crudeandfeckless.blogspot.com/ by Kevin McDonald

9 comments:

Adlibby said...

6 degrees of dancing!

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Ren was also wearing make up and a dress in that barn...

Anonymous said...

Btw, I like this channel because there's no commercials... :)

The Grandpa said...

I really like adlibby's comment.

Actually, I came over to say hi and to thank you for stopping in this afternoon.

Ann Imig said...

Since I did geniunely laugh out loud I wrote it out.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Every-bloody-time I burst into laughter reading this.

People are looking at me funny.

Irish Gumbo said...

Dancing: the gateway drug.

Careful, kids, you could end up doing the macarena!

SassyTwoSocks said...

How did Kevin Bacon get cast in this movie? I just don't get it. I could see John Travolta or something, but KB just isn't the dancing type.

Adlibby said...

Footloose with John Travolta?!! Take it back!!!